Teflon Don

"On The 17thofundefinedJanuary, The air was filled with smoke and blood. A Scourge has been born" ~The Lore Master

The Iron Duke. Formerly known as 'Teflon Don ' and remains as Teflon Don to his old friends. Is one of the most beloved and recognized characters if not the most beloved and recognized characters of The AC Legends Extended Universe. He possesses A heart so pure and willing to do what is right. He has no superpower or super natural abilities, Only just a state of mind and charismatic personality. Tough places produce tough people and The Iron Duke is a product of his environment. A student of great teachers of hArdfinnan, A man who pursues his quest of knowledge. He studies history so in which he will not repeat it and crack on. A direct descendant of Robert The Bruce himself. He passed the food dudes trials with ease while all had struggled or failed or died. The Iron Duke is A Prodigy.

The Iron Duke is an established military commander achieving the greatest of Epic Victory Royales upon his foe. A fearless commander acknowledged by his soldiers and his enemies. many historians and military commanders have said that The Iron Duke is The greatest Military commander ever, although he did not expand his empire like many did theirs. It was the battles that made him the greatest. His complex tactics and strategy completely eclipse Napoleon, Alexander, Caesar, Hannibal, Gustavus Adolphus, Prince Eugene of Savoy, Frederick The Great, Erwin Rommel, John Mattis, Patton, Eisenhower and Douglas MacArthur, Heinz Guderion and Eric Von Manstein

"Ardfinnan is like the Mongol Steppes, and you're Genghis Khan" ~A friend of The Iron Duke

Origins
The Iron Duke was Originally born within the American Empire not else is much known of where he came from. He is a direct descendant of Robert The Bruce himself. he was sent to The Ardfinnan Dungeons where warriors were made even greater than Knights and Spartan soldiers. He was sent to The Officer School of The Ardfinnan Dungeons. The Death rate of the dungeons was very high. He was not expected to make it past the first month of the physical training. despite of odds where 1/15 boys made it out alive. He was the youngest officer to graduate the dungeons aswell as a batch of 20 enlisted graduates. They were immediately sent to the frontlines of The Battle Of Planet Playground where he fought the mighty Wizard Cian Mallon. After The Ardfinnan Crusade he later got the name Teflon Don.

Conflicts
The Iron Dukes has fought in countless conflicts of his 17 years of being alive. he has fought in
 * The Great Northern War 1700 - 1721
 * Spanish War of Succession 1701 - 1714
 * Jacobite Rising of 1715
 * Austrian War of Succession 1740 -1748
 * Jacobite Rising of 1745
 * 7 Year's War 1756 - 1763
 * Napoleonic Wars 1805 - 1815
 * Crimean War 1853 - 1856
 * American Civil War 1861 - 1865
 * First and Second Opium War
 * Indian Mutiny 1857 - 1859
 * 'Urabi Revolt 1879 - 1882
 * Mahdist War 1884 - 1889
 * Boxer Rebellion 1899 - 1901
 * World War 1 1914 - 1918
 * World War 2 1939 - 1945
 * MineCraft World War 2 1939 - 1945
 * Vietnam War 1955 - 1975
 * Rhodesian Bush War 1964 - 1979
 * Ardfinnan Wars 2006 - 2019
 * Ardfinnan Crusade 2015 - 2016
 * 2nd Aldi-Lidl War 2018 - 2018

Lore
Teflon Don was A prodigy of the people. In The Empire of America, which we have little knowledge of his time there. From what we know, among his teachers, friends and mentors he was a leader and he was a master of sword fighting at the age of 6. later the Gods reached out to him through heavenly visions in his dreams telling him the he was The Chosen One and showed him the Prophecy wall of Ardfinnan.

Teflon Don fled from The American Empire with his peers to go straight to the Dungeons Of Ardfinnan as an exception to be let in because outsiders weren't allowed in. They all joined The Officer School Of The Ardfinnan Dungeons and all past. When They past they were sent to the Front lines of the Battle Of Planet Playground. He was commanding a Platoon of 30 soldiers strong but all wiped out in seconds by Cian Mallon. Teflon Don fought Mallon in hand to hand combat. Mallon threw salt into Teflon Don's eyes severely blinding him but Teflon Don honed into his senses to continue fighting. Mallon was mortally wounded, as well as Teflon Don which he was dragged out of battle in a stretcher and the battle resulted in A loss for Ardfinnan. Teflon Don gained immortal glory after that battle. In that battle Mallon and Teflon Don broke The Space Time Continuum later realizing he could time travel. since 2008 - 2015, Ardfinnan was at war but no fighting was going on. In 2014.

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Middle Ardfinnan Era
Teflon Don traveled the world and exploring in Runescape where he met lots of allies and joined clans he became a skillful warrior cook and woodcutter down the line he recruited a demon butler called Alathazdrar in East Ardougne, A friendly demon. who worked with the best thinkers and inventors and great merchants he had slayed demons and went on a quest to defeat Elvarg the dragon. He set out to kill the dragon but the dragon attacked his ship wrecking it and landed ashore, Teflon Don made it up the mountain and into the caves filled with rivers of Lava he slayed Elvarg the Dragon and he later fought greater foes such as The King Black Dragon. Teflon Don had fought many things such as the Vampires of Morytania He moved from Rimmington to Rellekka to Brimhaven and eventually onto Yanille. He helped the Elves from Isafdar wage guerrilla warfare on King Tyras, Escaped a desert mining prison by tellin the cart driver exceptional puns. He became a well known man on Runescape amongst the NPC's and he became a better man, acquired knowledge of how stock markets work. From 2015 and after, Teflon Don was informed by The Ardfinnan God told him that The Great Devourer Of The Universe will come to destroy the universe. Then Teflon Don started making a weapon to save the world from all evil later to be known as Callum Is Album 2015 when the peace ended in Ardfinnan and the wars resumed. Ardfinnan was in a tactically inferior position to its enemies and being surrounded. Due to political differences in the Ardfinnan Senate, Ardfinnan erupted into civil while being at war and the conflict to be known as The Ardfinnan Crusade, for it was A crusade to take back Ardfinnan from heathens. with Ardfinnan being split into 2 factions with one being called The Grand Ardfinnan Royal Sovereignty and 'The Ardfinnan Conglomerates. Teflon Don sided with the Ardfinnan Conglomerate lead by The Ardfinnan Warlord eventually to be known as The Ardfinnan King'. All enemies of Ardfinnan took advantage of it's weakness and attacked from all fronts. This is where Teflon Don used the best of his tactics and strategy being outnumbered, under supplied and not funded well enough but he made do what with he had. The Crusade lasted 3 months in The Winter of 2015 to late January of 2016. During the war, Teflon Don was doing reconnaissance and near the castle he found a lightsaber of an ancient jedi. He ignited the lightsaber and charged down the hill killing all in his way.

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Callum is Album
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Late Ardfinnan years
Eventually when the Crusade was over. The Ardfinnan King took over and brought Ardfinnan to a golden age bringing wealth and commerce to the city. Teflon Don demonstrated the power of Callum Is Album in London in 1666 where London caught fire so Teflon Don fled. It was when The Kingdom of Newcastle attacked right after the great android attack of Ardfinnan. That The Newcastle 2nd Army attacked Ardfinnan and 50 cent as a lead commander. Teflon Don showed the power of Callum Is Album and wiped out 4 Newcastle Armies. He was later made a Duke. Teflon Don later finished the Callum Is Album but never released it due to reasons being unknown. As the golden age of Ardfinnan was dying and another civil broke out.

Teflon Don took part in few issues of the Townies and Culchies. During the time of the Townies and Culchies. The 2nd Aldi-Lidl War broke out and Teflon Don took part in the battle against The Rise of The KFC Krusader. After the end of the 'Townies and Culchies. 'Teflon Don really liked high school musical and really liked Vaness Hudgeons.

Conflicts
Teflon Don later got bored and went back in time and fought in many conflicts mainly as a commanding role in most of the conflicts and helped The British Empire expand. He was in the American Civil War and joined The Confederacy so he could say the N word where he later with his friend started a mutiny with over 200 men, he later joined The Union. He fought in World War 1 in The Black Watch, his squad was called Fortnite4Life. he fought in World War 2 as fighter pilot who piloted A Spitfire MK IX. He fought in MineCraft World War 2 as an infantryman in North Africa where he met his Great Grandfather, He was at D'Day where he met his ''Grand Uncle. ''he later became a paratrooper. Teflon Don took part in The Vietnam War and in his words he was there to kill Gook Heretics and in the Rhodesian Bush War he went on many bush runs where he met many Ex-Wehrmacht & Ex-Waffen SS veterans.

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The Iron Duke
Teflon Don and The Iron Duke are different names but the same meaning. Teflon is a material used for teflon vests (bullet proof vests) but in his name it means that he's unbreakable, undying, invincible, immortal, powerful and Don is a mafia leader so his name basically means a mighty undying leader or something like that. Same goes for The Iron Duke.

The Iron Duke was gifted upon him for his many victories in war and also in multiplayer total war games especially Napoleon Total War where he would always play as The Duke Of Wellington which he was also called The Iron Duke. He only let's his peers call him Iron but if he does not know you or whatever they must call him God Master Emperor Iron Duke

Dying Days Of Ardfinnan
Duke was away when Ardfinnan erupted into civil war because he was back in time fighting in The 7 years War for The British Empire. when he got word of the civil war, He went back to the present but when he came back it was too late. The Ardfinnan King lies dead in the Ardfinnan dirt. The KFC Krusader sent him a message via messenger pigeon saying that he's going to retrieve the body. Teflon Don joined him along with Ardfinnan City Commandos but they were unsuccessful. That's when everyone fled Ardfinnan but Teflon Don still resides there. before he packed up his things. He met up with Cornito and walked him through Ardfinnan telling him of the good old days and told him it is not the same and won't be the same. they walked the ruined city streets of Ardfinnan, Teflon Don soaking in the image of a ruined Ardfinnan

It was time for Teflon Don to leave Ardfinnan and not come back. He packed his stuff and fled to his safe haven outside of Ardfinnan. He would be killed if he returned for he's a war criminal now to the New Ardfinnan Sovereignty.

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Ramirez
Later at some point when The Iron Duke came back to Ardfinnan and later traveled the world for his studies, There he met Ramirez in a black dress in bar who he referenced her to his friends as the "Long Cool Woman in A Black Dress" when they met each other for the first time in person they later had romantic interests in each other and they did some salsa dancing and all that, Ramirez was impressed by Iron's salsa dancing skill and later she became his girlfriend. The Iron Duke later met a fellow knight called Daezern in a pub, they rounded up a group of men together as to defend humanity from heresy and heretics such as Russians, French, LGBTQ, Liberals, Fortnite Skull Troopers and Anime, etc. They became known as FortKnights calling each other as "Brother". New members eventually joined, The Iron Duke told The Brothers about Ramirez and said that he was going to marry her but he had to get A Victory Royale in order to marry her. Later Teflon Don rounded up a team and got The Epic Victory Royale and proved his worthiness to Ramirez, she was in shock that Iron could pull it off and had underestimated his power she finally agreed to marry him but neither knew how to plan the wedding. Later after The Iron Duke's first tour in Vietnam after the battle of the swamps was when they finally made preparations for the wedding after so many option they had to decide to get married on RuneScape or in a MineCraft Church. They chose the MineCraft church. They got married with a Runescape Jesus Wedding them together. They both thought it was a bad wedding and only one of the FortKnights arrived. Being fairly disappointed, they went to their normal married lives together. A couple of weeks later Iron went out on conquest to purge the anime heretics that endangers mankind. Later he inherited the LEGO Jango Fett helmet. Before he left, Ramirez wasn't in the best off mental states screaming and crying at him to not go. Iron didn't know how to explain that he is saving mankind with conquest, wars and inquisitions. While he was on campaign. Ramirez left at a note in Their RuneScape house in Yanille stating that she must leave to go to her family for she cannot deal with seeing him leave and scared that he may not come back and Iron must change for her to comeback.

The Anime Inquisition
The Iron Duke went on conquest on foreign land to purge the Anime heretics. The anime had overwhelming numbers in which Iron has never seen before. but powered on through with his 7th Panzer division ripping through the anime lines doing WW2 Blitzkrieg tactics. at the peak of the inquisition his 7th Panzer division of roughly around 15,000 soldiers strong, Decimated the anime forces killing over 1,339,440,00 anime heretics but the battles got tougher both sides gaining heavy casualties. The 9th Army of The Inquisition Army  was surrounded and need to be rescued. The 1stArmy commanded by The Iron Duke which was the spearhead of the Grand Army had roughly just under 113,000 men of 150,000. They headed west to save the 9th army form the heretic but the biggest anime army with 4 more army's to support it with a combined force of over 5 Million anime heretics attacked the 1st Army. The anime heretic called all anime to go for the 1st army where The Iron Duke's tank blew up. knocking Iron out, he was later captured and brought to the dungeons where Iron was brutally tortured. knowing that Ramirez would fear this situation he later escaped and later and made his way through jungles and deserts to round up 4 of his Army's for a desperate last attack. The last attack was successful and the Inquisition being successful, being a Heroic victory for The Inquisitors. But from all the torture. and being on conquest to long. Anime had made way into his mind trying to corrupt him.

The KFC Krusader Vs. Teflon Don
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The 2nd Wedding
So basically, they wanted it to be a small wedding with only family and friends. But a fucking John Wick arrived so the FortKnights (there was only 3 there) started shouting at him and The Iron Duke banished him to the void for an hour so the rest could get on with the wedding. The wedding being once again, not what they expected nor were they impressed so they agreed on a 3rd Wedding.