The Grand Story Line

The King of Ardfinnan Lies dead on the Ardfinnan dirt. His veins choked with Creedon's wrath and vipers venom. Revenge was swift, Creedon's students laid waste to The Valley bringing death and pestilence, splintering the lands and slaughtering all those who opposed them. An insatiable force that brought The KFC Krusader to his knees. But Only Some Men Can Be Pushed So Far.

The year is now 2019. Creedon snapped his fingers and the original 6th years are gone. Ardfinnan has fallen. Whilst Creedon and his students claim Ardfinnan theirs under the puppet state name ''The New Ardfinnan Sovereignty. ''He banished The Ardfinnan Lads out of the land and they are in hiding. The new 6th years for they have failed to protect the lands and the new generation of superheroes such as yogurnaught, Cornito, Wogi etc, have ran short. The Boyo Brigade are in The Kingdom of Heaven. Mauldy Bai and Shaggy go on interdimensional trips. Mallon still lurks within the school toilets eating sandwiches left on the urinal and using those who are unlucky in the toilets vaping to be used for his sexual pleasures. The Clones do their own things. But Teflon Don now known as The Iron Duke is nowhere to be seen. Last time he was seen was The KFC Krusader Vs. Teflon Don and later teamed up with The Krusader to kill the heretic sorcerer to cure Iron.

Mr. Creedon's plan has worked, the spirit of the lads is now broken. Ardfinnan is his, The lads fear him for this huge accomplishment to defeat and destroy the militaristic state of Ardfinnan. Hope has faltered and evil rises in The Valley and the very way of life is at hand. Who will stop Mallon and Creedom? Who will unite The Lads in The Great Crusade against evil?

Beginning
The year is now 2019 and it's January 1st. In the beginning moments of the year started The Great Battle of Ardfinnan on the misty fields to the South of Ardfinnan over 20,000,000 soldiers fought in this battle and almost 75% of Them would be killed at the end of the day. This is the most bloodiest battle in all human history. Creedon engaged The Ardfinnan King in combat, killing him as the result and turning Ardfinnan under his control and reigning as her dictator. After the battle the next morning the dawn light had shined across the battlefield clearing the fog to reveal millions of corpses. He finds The Ardfinnan Kings dead body with The WWE Champion Title Belt wrapped around his waist. Creedon's servant picks it up and gives it to him. Creedon rides to rides into Ardfinnan to prove his legitimacy. This begins

The Red Year

The Red Year
Mallon is now almost at his full potential and close to fulfilling his destiny to destroy the Omniverse but unaware of his destiny he is now one of Creedon's top commanders and his finest soldier. Creedon is using Mallon for his power for his gain. nobody had realized until now. Mallon is elated with his position as a commander and has royalties such as eating as much sandwiches of the urinals and many sex slaves to use for his sexual pleasures in the toilets while many 3rd year cuckold vape fiends watch him as they vape. The toilets are now Mallon's brothels. Things have changed for the worst. During The Great Battle Of Ardfinnan, Math Spastic was captured but later using his mathemagic killing his captives. He went to Ardfinnan City right after the battle to see what happens next. Creedon had walked into the ruined city on his horse with his Generals Staff and his army parade marching in while the Ardfinnan population had watched. He held The WWE Championship Title Belt letting them know that the Ardfinnan King is dead and Ardfinnan is now under his reign. The people of Ardfinnan now belong and bow before Mr. Creedon. The Artifacts of Ardfinnan are being transported to his office as decoration. As the people of The Valley read about Ardfinnan's defeat on the news and the fall of its spartan-like society the press is starting to call Mr. Creedon, "Creedon The Conqueror".

Everyone is cowering in fear. A group of The Ardfinnan Lads and The Krusader have met with each other in the southern fields of Ardfinnan which took part The Great Battle. They hope to seek The Ardfinnan Kings dead body but with no luck his body was never found. The KFC Krusader had fled to the abandoned mines in The Silvermine Mountains to lay low. He crafted the finest silverware, he traded his necklaces and rings for gems and jewels and he crafted the jewelry. Math Spastic teached basic Mathematics to less fortunate kids. Creedon had feared many individuals at the battle such as The KFC Krusader but had hit a stroke of luck hearing about The KFC Krusader being knocked out by his artillery, he did the carlton dance when he heard knowing that The Krusader is out of the fight. Much to his joy knowing that we was out and changing the odds of battle for he knew The KFC Krusader had fought The Coalition and almost beating them. Creedon had marked The Boyo Brigade as his next target because he knew where they were so he mobilized his forces to march for The Kingdom Of Heaven.

The Ardfinnan God
In the glistening caves of The Silvermine Mountains. The KFC Krusader made fine jewelry and trinkets.

A blinding light had passed through the caves making the cave sparkles brighter and stronger. There walked a celestial being. His foot prints were glowing white. A humanoid figure who's body is The Universe and only the outlining showed his figure The KFC Krusader not able to see what was in front of him but knew he had approached him and bowed before the presence Of The Ardfinnan God. The Ardfinnan God meddled with the jewels and inspecting them. 'Creedon is after us said' said The Ardfinnan God. They explained to eachother what was going on and what has happened and what will happen. The KFC Krusader asked what about the others. It's a race against the time.

The KFC Krusader smelted and casted more silver. The Ardfinnan God had created three great white glimmering jewels that of which was the most elegant looking jewels ever created that is greater than Tolkien's Silmarils. a bright glimmer came from it that within it light from the big bang. They together created the finest ever jeweled ring and necklace. Not knowing why they were creating jewelry they ventured further into the caves finding strong metals to forge mighty weapons. The KFC Krusader began on making the magnum opus of armors and weapons and drew many blueprints of its works and designs.

The KFC Krusader was the mist skill smith to which almost good as a God andThe Ardfinnan God built The God Forge that would be able to handle the making of this suit of armor and weapons, For a great amount of power must be made to built the greatest suit of armor. As They made the layout of the armor, Mr. Creedon had mobilized his Army and was ready to strike for his next target.

The Destruction Of The Kingdom Of Heaven
In The Kingom of Heaven resides The Boyo Brigade who were welcomed there openly because of their noble deeds. The Boyos knew that a new wave of heroic folk must keep the lands safe. They too protect the kingdom. Along with the Guardians of Heaven who are the soldiers who guard it too. they protect the city from any invaders.

With no way of getting to the cloud city. Creedon has launched Mallon into the heavens. Mallon has broken down the gates of the kingdom the horns of war sound off and The Boyo's rush to the city entrance as Creedon's Army rushes in through the gates killing everyone that comes across them, slaughtering women and children. The Boyo's band together as they watch Creedon walk through the ruined gates as Mallon is slowly destroying the foundations of the city. The Boyo's meet Creedon and furious collision while The Guardians of Heaven (basic soldiers that guard the city) fight Creedon's soldiers. Creedon fighting off The Boyo's one at a time as the constantly throws them away.

Small cracks start to appear on the grounds of the city. Creedon has smashed Boyo De Blindo to the undergrounds of the city breaking all its foundations, The Kingdom is starting to collapse and falling down unto earth creating meteors from the sky about raining down on the valley. Creedon returns to the falling city and watches it falls as he stand from the edge watching mighty structures with fine architecture crumble into the fields beneath the cloud city. Much of the city has fallen onto the Silvermine Mountains. Many of the buildings come rolling down the mountains destroying nearby villages and towns.

The Brigade fell to Earth along with the city and all else who fell with the city has died. Creedon thinking no man could survive that and thought that some of The Boyo's were killed. Creedon descended down to Earth along with his army, He ordered search parties to find The Brigade. Boyo De Autismo got to all the Boyo's before Creedon's search party did and they fled to the Silvermine mountains and into the cave. Mr. Delahunty reported to Creedon that The Boyo's are nowhere to be found Creedon had a feeling that they survived and fled, The Giant Rodent aka Mario Barsoum using his senses reported to Creedon informing him that they had fled to The Silvermine Mountains. Over 3,000,000 of Creedon's soldiers were left to search the city that fell from the sky and take any artifacts to use for his gain.

The Reunion
The Boyos are making way through the caves until the see a bright glow through the tunnels. They follow the light and walk in to see the forge that The Ardfinnan God had made. They see the almost being as he turns to look at them he stands to the side revealing the KFC Krusader. The Boyo's with shock on their faces see that The KFC Krusader is alive, the last time they met was when they fought each other. Now they are reunited. They were ready to attack. As they jumped towards The KFC Krusader, The Krusader did not flinch and blocked their attack and politely asked them to stop. The Boyos were confused. Boyo De Autismo had only realised he was in the presence of The Ardfinnan God.

The Boyo's all bowed before him. The Boyos were confused why The KFC Krusader was here. The Ardfinnan God told him of what has happened and what might happen. The metals that The Krusader had found were the strongest, metal so strong it can protect you from a nuclear blast and even a strong arse slap from Mallon. The metal had been made into ingots to make for the set of armor and weapons. But to properly smelt the ingots a combined energy, power and heat of a billion stars.

The Ardfinnan God extended his arms and reached out into different dimensions and universes taking the stars and absorbing their heat and energy. The Ardfinnan God was taking the full force of over a billion stars. The tunnels lighted up. Creedon seen this and brought Mallon with him. Creedon had entered the cave of The God Forge. Creedon and Mallon charged for The Ardfinnan God but The Boyo Brigade and The KFC Krusader charged at them.

The KFC Krusader and The Boyo Brigade doing all they can to hold Mallon and Creedon off while The Ardfinnan had the suit of armor and weapons are made. The force of the weapons being made and Mallons autistic rage was going to make the mountain collapse on them. Mallon gave The KFC Krusader an attitude adjustment which caused the mountain to Collapse on The KFC Krusader. The power of A billion stars had fully collapsed the mountain onto The Brigade and The Ardfinnan God. But The Ardfinnan God protected The Brigade and teleported them to safety. The Ardfinnan God remained in the collapsed mountain creating the weapons and armor Mallon approached repeatedly smacking his arse with Creedon aslo trying o stop The Ardfinnan God. The KFC Krusader tunneled his way out and got to the forge.

The Ardfinnan God with all his power endured Mallon's arse slaps which gave more heat and energy to the forge. The KFC Krusader tackled Mallon to the ground. The weapons and armor had been completed Creedon had rushed to the weapons to hopefully kill both The Ardfinnan God and The KFC Krusader. But the Krusader threw his double bladed lightsaber at him and injuring him. The KFC Krusader grabbed the weapons and The Ardfinnan God teleported him out of there. the rest of the mountain had collapsed on the cave. Mallon and Creedon escaped the cavern. The Armor was still in what remains in what's left of that cave.

The Battle of The Silvermines was over. The KFC Krusader and The Ardfinnan God met up with The Boyo Brigade. The Ardfinnan God told them to keep the weapons hidden for no and he bid them farewell for he had to leave. He left no explanation why he had to go. The KFC Krusader lead The Boyo Brigade back to the valley where they will hide the weapons. Creedon had feared that The KFC Krusader would team with anyone especially The Boyo Brigade. But it was known for certain, The Boyo Brigade is back.

Wogi's Welcome Arms
Across the sands of Arabia, There wanders a hooded figure in desert robes followed by freed slaves that have roamed the desert. The hooded figure was granted a palace and A small kingdom for freeing slaves of many peoples by the extravagant rich princes of The Middle East. This hooded figure was a slave at one point leading A slave revolt to free those he was captured and enslaved with. The people who followed him would call him their king, their sultan, their leader.

Creedon had shown his disgust to his general's staff because The Boyo Brigade is back and allied with The KFC Krusader. Even worse for Creedon, he could not locate them and he knew that they were going to gather The Lads and reunite them. In Creedon's office, Delahunty suggested an idea to Creedon. The school was quiet. The intercom sounded and said "Would Callum Murphy please come to the office". The young recovered vape fiend known as Callum Murphy or Smurfy walked to the office. He was invited to Creedon's office where the hooded him with a potato sack and Creedon and Delahunty dragged him to the senior toilets. Delahunty presented many elegant looking vapes and E-cig's that lay on A red silk cloth. The Vapes would all be his if he told Creedon the location of all the lads.

In moments, the industrial city of Cahir was patrolled by Creedon's military police Mauldy Bai and Shaggy were dragged into Creedon's new concentration camps along with Young Adam, Yogi, Cornito, Yogurnaught and many more were captured and did not escape Creedon's persecution. But Math Spastic an unlikely fellow had evaded the persecution. by hiding behind the toilet paper section in Aldi. This eased Creedon's mind knowing that many potential dangers had been captured.

Creedon had two more targets he needed captured or killed. Ivan Mallon the brother of Cian Mallon and Ramirez, The Wife of The Iron Duke. For Ivan to be taken under Creedon's wing would be an impossible victory for the good side. For Ramirez to be killed or captured would bring out The Iron Duke but no one knew where he is. Smurfy overheard the conversation and tried to call The Iron Duke. But no one answered. He ran quick as he could to Aldi searching for Math Spastic which he called him repeatedly as he ran there.

Smurfy entered an Aldi that had no staff but all it's fine priced products remained. as he walked the lonesome aisles to be ambushed from the above by Math Spastic a small duel broken out and Math Spastic holding down Smurfy at the end of a stale baguette. Math Spastic had just then realized it was Smurfy. Math Spastic and Smurfy sat in the middle of the store on folding camping chairs and with Aldi's fine priced portable BBQ grilling many great valued meats on it. Smurfy had told Math Spastic what had happened, they planned a daring rescue of those who were captured in Creedon's concentration camps.

The following Midnight. Math Spastic and Smurfy overlooked the concentration camps of Creedschwitz, looking to find a way to get in. Math Spastic suggested to climb the barbed wire fence but Smurfy wasn't the type for that. Smurfy figured out an idea. They cut the wire instead and Smurfy got out the strongest vape that he was given by Delah. He doubted his vape power and thought he could not blow A fat cloud to distract the guards, Math Spastic encouraged him to blow the fattest cloud he could. Smurfy took A pull from the vape, the crackling sound alerted the guards and the headed towards the crackling sound. Math Spastic repeatedly told Smurfy to hold it, Smurfy's face was turning red and he started tearing up and doing all h can to hold it in.

The guards were very close then Math Spastic told Smurfy to release. Smurfy let off a fat cloud. The guards seen the vape cloud and ran into it. Smurfy using his lankiness to evade the guards while Math Spastic shoots them with his subtraction lasers at them. Smurgy ran to the changing rooms of the vape sauna (it was a gas chamber disguised as a vape sauna) he dragged The prisoners out and bringing them to safety under small arms fire of the guards. Math Spastic seen the confiscated goods room just outside of the concentration camp. In there he found vapes, lighters, amber leaf and fireworks and he threw the vapes and lighters over into the camp. He used his he used his multiplication magic to duplicate the fireworks. Many Prisoners got the vapes and used them to engage in combat with the guards. Math Spastic lit up the fireworks and fired them into the fog that was a vape cloud that the concentration camp was in. The fireworks exploded into the cloud which blew up into an array of colours.

Smurfy got the important prisoners out of the camp while the battle took place. They met up with Math Spastic. . Math Spastic met up with Smurfy and Young Adam, Cornito and the rest. They fled into the night while the rest of the fighting took place. The Valley was a dangerous place for these lads so they headed south to flee Mr. Creedon's persecution. The Lads rode off in stolen bicycles that had flat tires. Through the cold night they had to avoid patrols and convoys, they hid in ditches as they passed by.

as they went south the rode pass the ruin of Ardfinnan. It was a morale shock for The Lads but they continued on. They arrived at Goatenbridge and got off their bikes as they were to trek the Knockmealdown mountains. As they made their way up the mountains the look at The Valley in as the lights of The Cities, Towns and Villages light up the sky. They moved on to reach the peak of the mountains through the woodland that was covered in it. As they reached the peaks of the mountains they looked back down on the lands and seen the Sun rising from The East shining on The Valley giving The Lads a sense of hope. They continued down the mountains that bordered Tipperary and Waterford. They walked the roads freely as no one was out to get them in Waterford.

The Lads walked further near to the sea. Welcomed by none other than Wogi of Atlantis and his Goldfish Guardians, Wogi welcomed the humanfolk into Atlantis. Before Smurfy entered he said that his Dad was collecting him roughly about this time. So they waited until Smurfy was collected. Wogi and The Lads had entered Atlantis. They walked freely to Wogi's palace. They walked to the conference room to discuss event.

'The Kingdom of Heaven has fallen, literally fallen, Ardfinnan is no more and rumor has it that The Boyo Brigade has been seen with The KFC Krusader, What next?' said Wogi in his fine silk robe. Math Spastic stated that Smurfy told him that there's a whole wanted list and Ivan Mallon is on it. Math Spastic further stated that Ivan Mallon could be on the side of The Lads, 'If Ivan be found, by Creedon... By Creedon, we are done for' said Math Spastic to Wogi. The council remained quiet. 'The Lads are split into different groups we need to unite them' Young Adam. The two main groups were divided by the valley Wogi had put out. 'And what of Teflon Don?' snapped Wogi. 'He does not go by that name. They call him The Iron Duke. Besides no one knows where he is' replied Math Spastic. 'Then things are worse than I thought' Wogi said with doubt. The council had continuously discussed about their next move but it was clear, Teflon Don is gone, Ivan Mallon must be found.

The Desert Warrior
Creedon had sent Mr. Molloy to find The Iron Duke's wife Ramirez. Molloy had recruited none other than the Forntite character, the infamous Skull Trooper to hunt her down. Word had reached Creedon of the hooded desert figure that wanders the desert with people who he had freed. Creedon speculates that it is The Iron Duke for slavery is one thing Iron is against. Creedon informed Middle-Eastern connections that were many rich and powerful families that their slaves are at risk. Creedon told them to find The Desert Warrior. Creedon mobilized a task force of 30,000 to go to the Middle-East and hunt The Iron Duke once and for all.

The Desert Warrior as Creedon has now named him had found his place and his place for the people. A small but magnificent town with a palace of fine architecture was gifted to him by many rich princes of the Middle-East. The Lads upon hearing Creedon bringing a task force to the Middle-East, They immediately pursued. They had left with Wogi's finest ship, Wogi was the captain though of his ship. They set out to the Middle-East. The Lads had reached The Middle-East no problem and before Creedon did. They did not know what to do next.

While Creedon had left. The Boyo Brigade and The KFC Krusade took advantage and rally the reast of The Lads such as Real Evan, Mars Dust Maniac, The Townies and Culchies, Madame Foster and etc. They went to Goatenbridge which was the last of Creedon's occupied land that was unstable (It was like a wild west typ of area outlaws and bandits type of stuff except it was to the south). They wondered what happened to the rest of The Lads but they would be wandering the sands of Iraq by now.

As Creedon arrived with his Task Force. The splinter force of The Lads tailed Creedon's Task Force. One night as Creedon's Task Force camped for the night in the desert. Young Adam, Mauldy Bai, Shaggy, Cornito, Eoin, Wogi and Math Spastic snuck into the camp while the rest watched. They took down the guards that stood watch and dragged them into the sands. Math Spastic had taken Intel from Creedon's tent but Creedon was absent from his tent. The Lads left the camp and read over Creedon's Intel and learned that Creedon had tracked The Iron Duke and the location of his palace.

The Lads ruched and roamed the desert the whole night to reach the town. At dawn, The Lads looked to the Town where Creedon's Intel had led them. They looked over from the nearby sand dunes. A local had walked out to them welcoming them. They walked through the prosperous town until they reached the steps of The Palace, marble stair lead to golden doors with fine carvings on it. The Golden Doors opened, The Lads walked through to be welcomed by magnificent women. A shadowy figure walks down the stairs of his Temple courtyard in fine silk robes and wearing a green turban.The female servants introduced The Lads to their lord as he walked down the marble stairs. The Lads were confused. This was not The Iron Duke.

The lords face was paler than everyone else's. But he welcomed The Lads and had offered them for a meal. The Lads and The Lord sat outside on a large table and only cushions to sit on. The Lord had ordered entertainment for The Lads and came out fine belly dancers with hips that hypnotized them. Math Spastic snapped out of it and studied the palace lord. He stood up and stated 'You're Ivan Mallon!' Ivan looked at Math Spastic and nodded confirming that he was indeed Ivan Mallon.

Ivan Mallon was the desert warrior. The one who lead the slaves to freedom. Everyone was deceived, The Lads informed Ivan of the events that had occurred in The Valley and The Universe was in danger. Ivan did not know these visitors but trusted them once the words "Cian Mallon" had been spoken. Ivan was in a state of conflict and hoping he would never face of with Cian Mallon again. The Lads asked him if they knew where The Iron Duke was but Ivan had no idea who he was.

The Lads asked Ivan for aid to face Cian Mallon one last time. Ivan Mallon was reluctant but before he refused, artillery fired of onto his town and palace. Ninjas of Creedon had dropped down from the ceilings surrounding Ivan and The Lads. A brawl had broken out. as the fighting took place a smoke bomb was thrown as 2 ninjas grabbed Ivan and placed a sack hood over him and dragged him to the 4th story of his palace Math Spastic, Adam, Mauldy Bai, Wogi, and Cornito pursued the ninjas and taking down the ninjas that tried to stop them.

A helicopter hovered by the balcony of Ivan's bedroom many undressed women from Ivan's orgy hid from the ninjas as they barged through the room, they realized Ivan was been taken so they took out their stashed AK-47's and open fired on the ninjas but in their confusion they fired at the persuing lads another all out brawl took place between Ivan's loyal female counterparts, the ninjas and The Lads. The door opened up of the helicopter that hovered beside Ivan's balcony. Their stood on the edge of the helicopter was Adam Coffee in his ninja suit and wielding twin desert eagles he fired into Ivan's room.

Ivan was finally dragged into the helicopter and the ninjas vanished. The Lads disarmed Ivan's ladies. They wandered his palace looking for any any thing that could be of value. They later met back at the dinner table and and discussed what was their next move. The Lads all looked at Math Spastic as if he was going to come up with a plan. Math Spastic announced that they must leave this town now as the people are in danger. Many of The Lads were distracted by the undressed ladies that casually walked around the palace but Math Spastic brought why would they pleasure themselves to ladies that were pleasured by and autistic lad, They all agreed to Math Spastic and headed west back to the coast of Israel.

Turning Tides
The Boyo Brigade, The KFC Krusader, and their contingent of The Lads such as the Townies and Culchies, The Ardfinnan Lads and many others set camp near Cahir and beside The River Suire. They were Refugees now. they set up spy networks in nearby towns and villages. The got word that Ivan Mallon was captured. The KFC Krusader and Boyo De Autismo in A tent talked about the issue. They could not find the rest of The Lads. They both came to A conclusion that they are dead or they too are trying to stop Creedon.

Boyo De Autismo and The Krusader from a hill looked over the camp and the sunrise shining down on it. They felt a mongol-ish vibe. Boyo De Autismo told The KFC Krusader that this is what it was like at the start of The Ardfinnan Crusade, mentioning that he seen The Imperial Ardfinnan troops camp out in the steppes. That gave The KFC Krusader an idea, he instantly got on his horse and rode off with no explanation. Across The Steppes The Krusader rode out of The Valley to Clonmel where he arrived at Aldi and rallied The Bud-Knights. The Bud-Knight rolled out a red carpet for The KFC Krusader's arrival. The Lady Bud-Knight was excited the most to meet him. The pleasantries were short. The KFC Krusader needed The Bud-Knights for this coming war.

The KFC Krusader and The Bud-Knights rode out from Aldi and left with Fresh Supplies for those at camp. They rode out of Clonmel and back to The Ardfinnan Steppe. they returned to Camp. The KFC Krusader needed to retrieve The God Armor that was lost in the Silvermine Mountains, Boyo De Autismo protested for The Silvermine Mountains were guarded by over 3 Million soldiers. If it could not be retrieved then it must be remade. A suit of armor to defend yourself from Mallon will be vital. But to who would wear it is the mystery, Perhaps Ivan.

Meanwhile in Israel. Private military forces roamed the waters and the roads and attack helicopters raided towns and village. Creedon Knew that some of The Lads were in The Middle-East. Creedon went back to Cahir with Ivan but he left Mario The Great Rodent and Adam Coffee to overlook the Middle-East and hunt The Lads down. The Lads had nowhere to hide it was a matter of time that they would be hunted down.

Word had gotten to The Camp in the Ardfinnan Steppes that some of The Lads were stuck in The Middle-East. They knew that they had to join forces. They stole horses and rode up into Cahir and looked for a way to get to The Middle-East. The KFC Krusader went to KFC for KFC buckets while The Lads got some components in the abandoned Aldi. They made A boat from KFC Buckets and with Aldi's great products.

They set sail for The Middle-East where they would meet up with The Rest of The Lads. They sailed down south and off the coast of Portugal, A storm had appeared, massive waves of over 100 meters rocked the boat from side to side. The Lads were in trouble. They could do nothing as the storm swept them away from their destination.

While The KFC Krusader's portion of the team were drifting through the ocean, Math Spastic's side of the team hid in abandoned towns that were raided by Creedon's attack helicopters. Things were becoming to a standstill. Math Spastic came up with a plan to fight off the raiding helicopters. They remained hidden until a raiding squadron of attack helicopter approached the abandoned town, Cornito flew up and shot his cornetto's at the helicopters and blinding their sight. The attack helicopters used the thermal vision to see. Math Spastic shot his subtraction lasers at the helicopters as Corntio distracted them. Cornito and Math Spastic disabled the engines of the helicopters.

Math Spastic intercepted the helicopter radio and used it to communicate back to Ivan's Kingdom asking for help once more. So together the lads made A makeshift dune buggy from the disabled helicopters and headed back to Ivan's Kingdom. The way back was lonesome but The Lads were not harassed by attack helicopters. When they arrived Ivan's militia awaited them. Ivan's Temple Guards also stood in formation,they were all women and Ivan's mistresses. They had a force to fight alongside. Once again they headed West but to Egypt where they will aim to encounter Mario Barsoum, The Great Rodent.

The KFC Krusader and his team had been drifted to the shores of North Africa where they disembarked. They met with Moroccan smugglers who would get them to Egypt. When both groups arrived in Cairo in Egypt,