Cian Mallon

Cian Mallon, One of the most famous or infamous characters of The AC Legends Extended Universe depending on how you view him. He is the most feared and most revered of all and by all. Mallon The devourer of worlds and prophesized to destroy The Omniverse if not to be stopped by the chosen one from The Ardfinnan Prophecy. Mallon is autistic but in these lands, autistic people are not mere inferior mortal beings to man, they are are wizards that hold mighty power but Mallon eclipses all. Despite being autistic Mallon shows that his physicality is also superior to any mortal man and his state of mind to far superior for mortal men to merely understand, highly sophisticated but not to our understanding although he is intellectually inferior. He is sexually fantasized by all, man and woman. He lurks in the 6th year toilets many eye witnesses claim to have seen him roaming around with no shirt on, eating sandwiches off urinals and of course slapping arses of unfortunate bais coming in for a vape.

"Mallon's homework journal is the new testament"                                                                                   ~ Young Adam

Origins
Mallon hails from The Great House Clan Mallon. The folk who named the northern point of Ireland Mallon Head (they say it's Malin Head but they can go suck it) Mallon has one sibling who is Ivan Mallon who is older than him. they weren't powerful people until Mallon and Ivan were born both wielded true power that if the name of them were said in many places people will cower in fear.

Mallon arrived in Ardfinnan at the age of seven. being taught in a different part of the dungeons which was open independent and open to the outside world which was called "The Unit". Story told that Mallon mind controlled his teacher for when the food dudes trials happened when he had to eat carrots he mind controlled his tewacher to microwave the carrots so he could eat them.

He was at first A peaceful boy until a corrupted child by the name "Jason" who was an indirect student of The Iron Duke, Jason showed Mallon of WWE that's when Mallon changed and became who he is to this day. Mallon with his new found passion of wrestling and discovered his path that will lead to destruction of all existence. He wreaked havoc within the Ardfinnan Dungeons many young children died by his arms but not expelled and was allowed to continue his time there getting away with any trouble he caused because of his intellectual disability.

He built up a reputation to be disliked but also to be feared by many. By the time of January 2008 Mallon was asked to take part in the ensuing Battle Of Planet Playground by Teflon Don who at the time was a officer trainee and another officer trainee. They deceived Mallon saying John Cena would be there and there would be cake. Mallon accepted without hesitation. He prayed to John Cena in The Ardfinnan church before the battle.

Battle Of Planet Playground
Mallon marched to Planet Playground with his guardian not knowing that the convoy had passed him. Later as the battle was taking place, Mallon had arrived and destroyed the Clonmel Army's rear guard outside Planet Playground and continued to fight in the battle where he threw around 2 year old kids and saving Teflon Don many times and changing the tides of war. The Ardfinnan chain of command realizing Mallon was too dangerous to be alive so they turned against Mallon and attacked him. Mallon wiped out The Ardfinnan First and Only, and confronted by Teflon Don In A Battle Of The Ages. They both fought with great ferocity giving it everything they to throw at each other but Mallon gave Teflon Don and Attitude Adjustment breaking his back and almost killing him. Teflon Don crawled to safety to eat some cake to replenish himself. While Teflon Don was eating the cake Mallon approached him and threw salt in his eyes severely blinding him. and proceeded to the football pitch of the playground. Killing nearly all of The Ardfinnan First and Only.

Much to Mallon's surprise Teflon Don emerged from the horizons. While in a fit and ready to destroy everything in existence of all Omniverses Teflon Don went one more round to try and stop Mallon. The fighting was fierce, Teflon Don fighting Mallon at full force vice versa. Teflon Don could not contest with Mallon's ulterior strength, Teflon Don ran up with all the energy he had what was left in him and gave Mallon "The Dropkick Of Destiny" In which ruptured the space time continuum, the blow that mortally wounded both Mallon and Teflon Don.

Mallon needed more energy to destroy the universe so he tried to wrestle around 2 year kids trying to absorb their energy. He grew stronger but the parents grew concerned and reported him to the manager. Teflon Don was laying in the middle of the football pitch dying but looking out the window and seeing the moon and its light shine, he smiled knowing that something had happened although not sure what it was. He seen that Mallon was banished from Planet Playground and seen him leave before he passed out from exhaustion.

Ardfinnan Peace Times
While Ardfinnan went into a state of peace after The Battle of Planet Playground. Mallon went back to his average adventures without a care of those around him. his power was overlooked nor nobody realised his true power but he practiced his wrestling and continued his John Cena worship. In the later years of his Ardfinnan Dungeons learning and same with Teflon Don and other lads and when Ivan still went. disagreements crossed between Ivan and Cian, being witnessed by Teflon Don and 2 Ardfinnan Commandos. They both broken out into a fight not much had been accounted for this but the fighting and wrestling was brutal (2 autistic people around here should not fight for many events can shake the universe). The 3 Ardfinnan Commandos merely watched and did not intervene, they were very much entertained but they did not know what damage had been done. Ivan gave Cian an Atomic Leg Drop that many laws of physics and gravity and quantum mechanic were broke and another rift in the space time continuum had ruptured but luckily their, our universe had not changed but effects will come back to devastate the universe. Teflon Don wrote down in his accounts that it was a force as powerful as 50,000 nuclear bombs.

Later in secondary school was when Mallon became a mans man and A ladies man, it was when men and woman sexually fantasized about him. Many would wish for Mallojn to sit on their faces and some would suck a fart out his asshole. Mallon did his own things while he was their. later in 2nd and 3rd year Mallon would join the lads and wrestle with them and occasionally smack their asses (It was a "boys" thing, you wouldn't understand) also in accounts, Teflon Don gave young Shaggy an attitude adjustment in which right after Mallon smacked his ass.

Later Mallon and his power grew immensely stronger without nobody realizing. the more asses he smacked the more powerful he grew, no one knew why he was smacking their asses. They kept telling him to smack girls asses but they tried to play Mallon but Mallon knows he doesn't want to do time in The Box but if he did he would grow even more powerful and greater power than The Gods. Mallon eventually stepped up a level and grabbing lads dicks and all, Teflon Don's dick in the process. He later asked Kate "Bullseye" Guthrie out. They most likely went on several dates by now and possibly Mallon has clapped her cheeks. If that is true that Mallon has clapped her cheeks. then he is no doubt as almost as powerful as The Ardfinnan God in which he he would have the power to do anything he wishes. All hell would break loose if Malllon heard the lost Callum Is Album lyrics "Go back to your country, your ugly like Kate Guthrie".

Mallon later made a Facebook and messenger account and possibly a Snapchat account with his unhealthy obsession of John Cena, he decided to use the man himself as his profile picture. He has since rejected Teflon Don's friend request. Mallon was shown a picture what he looked like when he gets old, he hasn't been right since which this could steer him to a path of destruction. As of now Mallon is currently gaining power. In The Ardfinnan Prophecy Wall, Mallon will confront The Chosen One to a fight to the death behind The Chipper in Ardfinnan.