Townies and Culchies

The Townies and Culchies were first known as Townies Vs Culchies. Were originally two separate factions that waged war against each other for many thousands of years. This conflict never thought or to be believed to meet an end but they came together to deal with catastrophic events that shook the universe among the waning days of the war they stood together side by side with Boyo De Autismo rounding the best warriors of each faction and making them Boyos to form the Boyo Brigade. They fought many foes such as The TV Licence Inspector,The Enda boy, The Spastic Six. They met their match with the rise of The KFC Krusader.

Townies Vs Culchies
At the beginning of Townies and Culchies which at the time was known as Townies Vs Culchies. To explain, "Townies" is a slang term for folk who live in populated areas such as towns, city and sometimes villages. "Culchies" is slang term for folk who live in the country side or in the middle of nowhere. There was controversy when Boyo De Autismo told his fellow Culchies that he was indeed a Townie so in A Townies Vs Culchies issue, They had to swap him over. Only minor skirmishes was taking place but the sands were shifting and time was changing. Eventually They both came together to push Nan down the stairs and also the giving of the Polos. It was then when Townies and Culchies was made.

Townies and Culchies
They both came together after the polo giving and the pushing of Nan down the stairs. They later fought together to take down the Belfast Bomber to stop the spread of fruit polos, despite eachother differents and being hostile with each other the fought Dr. Doofenschmirtz and the cruelty of Book Saftey. Before The Boyo Brigade was formed. The best warriors of each faction were joined to be the special forces to take down any threat to the universe. after they settled their differences The TV Licence Inspector came raiding peoples house for TV's and TV Licences with fire and fury with his armed soldiers by his side. The Boyos put an end to the reign of terror and saved many people from certain death.

Throughout the Townies and Culchies series there have been alien invasion, peace time but during the peace time  Boyo De Autismo formed the Boyo Brigade consisting  of Boyo De Autismo, Boyo De Blindo, Boyo De Blunto, Boyo De Polak, Boyo De Vapo, Girlo De Cato (the only female in the brigade)  and later Merlin and Shanky Cotto. The Townies and Culchies and The Boyo Brigade faced many adversaries such as The TV Licence inspectors, The Enda Boys, Math Spastic and The Spastic Six. But The KFC Krusader was by far the greatest foe of the Boyo's.The Krusader fought the brigade with anger, fury and skill beating back the Boyo's. With The Boyo's being defeated and sent to Auschwitz Merlin sent a request for aid being answered by The Ardfinnan Knights and fought The Krusader one last time witth The Krusader being defeated as a result. After the Krusader was mortally wounded and then defeated by The Coalition of The Ardfinnan Lads, Townies and Culchies, Blindsight, Spastic Six and Madam Foster. Blindsight resumed his conflict with The Boyos but he was eventually defeated and put away.

There was a time of peace until Math spastic (who later turned good) was attacked by minimum wage Lidl shelf stackers with stale baguettes, This began the 2nd Aldi-Lidl War in which The Boyo Brigade beat the Lidl Forces back and facing The Lidl Overlord. Ever since the war there haven't been any catastrophic events only minor events. Towards the end The Boyo Brigade cycled to Rome and Boyo De Autismo beating pope Francis to death with the Stale and moldy Baguette of 1998, After that The Boyo Brigade was welcomed by God into his Kingdom of Heaven.

Ever since there has been no word or sighting of The Boyo Brigade. But perhaps one day they will comeback. But In their absence it is time for new heroes and villains to rise up and take the place of The Boyo Brigade.